1. 21:54 18th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from urorrur-r-r

    siren-comstock:

    sci-fi: man i just came up with a revolutionary new concept for a fictional alien species, check this out

    ok, so there’s this species, right, and they’re TOTALLY DIFFERENT from us. they’re all humanoid, they all use a rigid male/female sex/gender binary, their accepted norm is heterosexual monogamous relationships, and the women all have breasts, whether the species is mammalian or not

    but, get this, they have purple skin!!!

    (Source: fanservicealiens)

     
  2. 19:56 16th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from pornforblindmagazine

    image: Download

    (Source: tr3slikes)

     
  3. 03:09

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    Reblogged from snackpackprincess

    (Source: blowsive)

     
  4. 03:06

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    heckacute:

    I start falling asleep as soon as I get up in the morning, but it usually takes about sixteen hours. 

     
  5. 03:01

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    Reblogged from poppussynotpunk

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  6. 23:52 14th Apr 2014

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    poordietarychoices:

CANT SLEEP

CANDY MEDUSA WILL EAT ME

    poordietarychoices:

    CANT SLEEP

    CANDY MEDUSA WILL EAT ME

     
  7. 23:49

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    Reblogged from heckacute

    heckacute:

    If you’re standing in line at a fast food restaurant and a cute girl is in front of you and you want to win her affection, simply pay for her meal right after the cashier states the total of her order.

    "Don’t worry, I’ve got this," you say, but instead of saying "I’ve got this" you say "I Tamagot…

     
  8. 17:02

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    Reblogged from poppussynotpunk

    gif-tv:

http://gifini.com/
     
  9. 02:28

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    (Source: taco-bell-rey)

     
  10. 18:41 12th Apr 2014

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    heckacute:

    You can get milk poisoning from drinking too much milk or too little milk. You have to drink the exact right amount of milk each day or you will die and even if you do drink the right amount, you’re still going to die, but it’ll be the result of something other than milk poisoning.